Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Eve Online - Incarna Expansion - First Impressions

You're kidding right?
This is it?
$45 for a monocle !!!

And now I can't even multi-box? (EDIT: You can turn off WIS on the Graphic Content Settings Screen :) (EDIT2: Of course once you turn off the WIS part you just get a static image of DOOR. Before at least you would see your ship. Basically CCP is saying 'FUCK YOU!' if you don't want WIS)

People are right.. this blog is turning negative to CCP.... time to change things. Read the following to feel better...

Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal, Stinky Totarra
This is a song about a Incarna, NO this is a song about being happy
That's right!
Its the happy happy, joy joy song!

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy

I dont' think your happy enough, that's right!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again...

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy joy!

Iff-in you ain`t the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...they don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny! A fly marrying a bumble bee!
I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me!
WHY didn't you believe me?

Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy, joy joy
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy, joy joy joyyyy!

1 comment:

  1. $45 Dollars for a Monacle!! Clucking Bell thats alot, not sure I would pay that much for a real life one

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